July 10, 2009 – We’re all about blending form and function stylishly, but this next product might be pushing it. Calvin Klein, the world’s foremost purveyor of banana hammocks, announced today the latest in UV-blocking fashion – the USB sunglasses. The USB sunglasses feature a built-in flash drive with 4GBs of total storage space, which is concealed within the right arm of the sunglasses’ frame.
When we stop to imagine the sight of half a sunglasses’ arm sticking out of a computer tower, we can’t help but feel tremendous ill-will to whomever thought this lapse in practical judgment up. In any case, if you’re into this sort of thing, you can find the USB shades on CalvinKlein.com sometime this fall.
Designer puts an impractical spin on geek fashion with $199, 4GB shades.

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